This year is going to be different. It’s not going to be like other
years when I make New Year’s Resolutions and break them
num. seconds later.
First, I’m not going to verb ever again. (Unless I’m on vacation
or it’s weekday or famous person is in town or I’m in
city name . You know what they say, what happens in
city name stays in city name .)
I’m totally going to verb more. Every day if I can. (Unless I
get too adjective .) I’ll even get a noun membership.
I’m going to eat more noun and a lot less noun . (I’ll try to
give up noun , but who am I kidding?)
I’ll finally organize my noun. (Or I’ll pay someone to
verb them for me.)
I’m going to be a(n) adjective person. (Unless friend’s name
really verb me off. Then all bets are off.)
Really. This is the year.